So I'm just going to babble! I guess I'll give it a 3 out of 10...or 2 ...ok fine a 4...no, a 3. Anyway, it WAS better than Black Christmas and thats a plus but now more than ever I'm saying NOOOOOOOOOOO to a 'suspiria' remake. I actually kind of liked it in the beginning, the performances were god awful and it was cool to see a dramatic side to this 29 yr. old story...and in my mind I was like "wow this is kind of cool seeing that Michael could have been somewhat normal but circumstances drove him apeshit." Anyway, if Zombie would have just kept with that approach (It was about the first hour anyway...) He could of just made this a cool pre-quel but then it feels like it switches into another whole movie when the Laurie plot starts. Laurie IS Halloween, just as much as Michael is but in this remakes case she serves no purpose. Her friends get killed, her parents get killed and its not like she is going to care when Michael cries to her about being her Brother. GOD, Laurie is my favorite female movie character of all time. PERIOD. She makes you fall so in love in the original and in this one she was ugly, played by a talentless girl, she was not so innocent, she had a filthy mouth and could have cared less about the children...ugh I could write an essay. Anyway yeah the second half is so much worse than the first half, people just die left and right for no reason its just sick and the 500+ endings didnt help, it just dragged and when it finally comes to the conclusion its confusing, bloody and stupid. I just...I have to go..bye.
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