Oh how I love you...

here is britneys sarcasm to the stupid world that doubts her.

the first part was to the fans


Britney: "Hi. Yes first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can't wait for all my stuff to come out I'm really really excited.

...........................[Sarcasm]
And also I just want to say that I'm just really really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice... like oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it's so true... like America believe everything you read because like you're smart and I'm stupid like for real come on ya'll and then after that like I totally saw also on like the USA today because always believe everything you read that it said I am drinking all the time and like it was like so right it was so true like oh my god it was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab [gasp] so right you know and like I'm going to cry right now because the world is so nice like this lady told me she said: "Britney... go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus" OK and I was like "oh my god I'm going to do it" and I did and it happened! And it was just so weird, cause our world is so nice."


I LOVVVVVVE HER!